This holiday season Max and I discovered 2 girls looking for a little something they called 'Holidates'. You can read all about it HERE but i will break it down for you if you are to lazy to click the link. Basically, they wanted boy friends for the holidays, and just the holidays. cuddling by the fire, christmas dinners, new years make outs,  sweaters, and all that other cute ass shit you only get when you are caught in the throes of dating. So max decided fuck it, what better people to be temporary cute and cuddly then us? He wrote them a little email, and although we didn't meet the age requirements (24+) we were sure to be shoe in for the perfect 'Holdates'. Well, the didn't pick us, fuck em they don't know what they missed out on. Here is the E-mail max sent, tell me you wouldn't want to pick us.

From: max goerl
Subject: Fuck it, we tall...
To: "yournewgirlfriend2011@gmail.com"
Date: Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 9:30 PM

Although we are a little short of your specified age requirement, we will be tall as fuck when we stand next to you gals. My best friend of 8 years, Christopher, and myself, Maxamillian are two twenty-one year old men standing 6'4". We can't go anywhere together without girls saying, "you guys make me feel short." We know that already. Some girls gotta' step up there game. It's safe to say you ladies have with this clever endeavor. We fully appreciate that. I've never done anything like this, but Goonies never say die so lets get this adventure truffle shufflin'.     You are probably already saying to yourself,  "these guys are going to be pompous dicks. Probably pretentious. And don't know how to approach women." Some of that might be true, but that's what the internet is good: hiding your insecurities, getting in arguments, and tons and TONS of cat videos. On that point, i can't stand most of those cat videos. Chris on the other hand will laugh till he realizes that there are more cat videos out there to find. And so the cycle continues for him.     Sometimes we do weird things. We woke up the morning Japan suffered that tsunami and made "Japan-quakes and eggs." Last weekend we recorded a rap track where the subject matter revolved around The Lion King (Every Disney soundtrack is decent, but Mulan's soundtrack is amazing.) Every time we go into Escape From New York Pizza we put on A-Ha's Take On Me because that song pisses everyone off in those pizza joints and surpasses the greatness of any Disney song. If someone would do a dubstep remix of it im sure everyone whose anyone would be all over A-ha's dick...     Lets get down to some serious business, though. I'm a student at San Francisco State University nearing the completion of my BA in English Literature. Chris is about to begin at the San Francisco Academy of Art. A writer and an artist - so cliche. I'm interested in pursuing an English teaching career while Chris has a talent for graphic design. We like to collaborate on projects. I have recently began writing a children's book which I'm trying to get Chris to illustrate. Get that turned into a major movie deal, have Karen O write the soundtrack. Who knows in a few years you ladies might be able to say, "We dated those guys... for 3 weeks..." We're both unemployed (we like to blame it on the e-ee-ee-e economy). We don't go to the jobs they come to us. Currently we are working on a art and literature blog we call DrugYouth (don't worry it's not about the drugs, it's a political thing.) But lke all great ideas it is a slow start. We really like to be goofy and sassy all day, but when it really comes down to it we are intelligent guys who like those deep human condition conversations.     We love San Francisco Fridays, but Mondays last longer... i guess what im trying to get at is that a short term holidate is perfect for us. less time for pregnancy scares...    In conclusion Chris tends to make fun of me for being attracted to short chicks while I usually complain about Chris getting the tall ones. Regardless this fling might be just what we need to get off our butts and get some real jobs. You ladies might be able to make men out of these boys. Our relationships could be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon, or not. In any outcome I've learned once again that i dislike writing emails. Especially when I'm trying to sell myself. This was officially the worst job interview ever...   Yours forever, and for not-so-ever you could be ours,   Max and Chris.