[i had a different .GIF to put here, but its too dark for how sober i am]
While i was riding my bike through Golden Gate park today i decided to take a little break under a tree along a little path to check my empty text message box and look at other peoples lives on Instagram. Normal enough, right? i thought so as i leaned against the tree and skimmed through food shots and "look at my outfit today" pictures. Suddenly a group of 3 high school girls come jogging down the trail wearing unsuitable jogging atire (who the fuck runs in jeans) and i overt my gaze, as to not be the creepy "old dude" and avoid the wrath of teenage hormones. When i glance back in the direction because of an excessive amount of giggling, to my complete and utter confusion, 2/3 of the girls takes off their shirts leaving just their bras and laugh in my direction. They run past and i just stare at my phone for a solid 2 minutes onto a blank screen, and all i can think is "wow, teen mom sucks." I dont understand girls. I dont understand people. But 1.99 wine box at the liquore store below my apartment just got restocked, and i understand what a good deal that is.
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